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23 June 2008

An Idiots Guide to the Art of Lip Locking


When it reaches to the end of your date, and want to say goodbye, but not just with words from your mouth….. with your lips, maybe!

What should you do?

1. Don't Panic.

Control your emotions and yourself too. Kissing is emotional enough without throwing in any paranoia over how well you flossed. Just relax and be yourself.

2. Bite Your Tongue.

French kissing may be exciting, but tonsil hockey may not be what your partner had in mind. Remember that this kiss is NOT about you, it's about THEM. You should never kiss someone for your own pleasure, but for theirs. Find out whether they like tongue action before you ever kiss. Ermm...It will be the sweetest thing if you did it well!

3. Keep It Simple Stupid.

It's just a kiss, not more than that. Don't get so emotionally wound up about it that you become obsessive. Don't try to make it complicated, just be yourself, and enjoy it for what it is.

4. Ask.

That's right, ask. Remember that girl is someone's daughter, that boy is someone's son. Ask them for permission before you kiss them. It shows you respect their opinions, and you won't end up with that embarrassing "oops... did i just kiss you" feeling. You might get that "No I will NOT kiss you" response, but at least you won't get a punch in the nose.

5. Be Considerate.

If you're in front of fifty other people, remember that they don't all want to see you kiss. They may tell you to "get a room", but what they mean is, "I don't want to see you suck face. It makes me uncomfortable." While public displays of affection are acceptable in our culture, there are limits to what those around you can stomach.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You do this at ur girlfriend (ANAK ORANG) before? Heheheehhhh........

Day Dreamer said...

hi longines,

To share sumtin doesn't mean you did it in real, kan?

It is about knowledge, about sharing the info.

But, I will do it to my GF and it will be more than that coz she is very special to me. :)