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23 June 2008

Kissing & Your Horoscope - What Do They Mean?



Find yours below and see if you agree...


Aries

Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus

Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on...

Gemini

Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.

Cancer

Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.

Leo

Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.

Virgo

Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.

Libra

You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.

Scorpio

You skip the kiss and get to straight to ... whatever comes next for you.

Sagittarius

Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn

Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.

Aquarius

Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.

Pisces

Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.


An Idiots Guide to the Art of Lip Locking


When it reaches to the end of your date, and want to say goodbye, but not just with words from your mouth….. with your lips, maybe!

What should you do?

1. Don't Panic.

Control your emotions and yourself too. Kissing is emotional enough without throwing in any paranoia over how well you flossed. Just relax and be yourself.

2. Bite Your Tongue.

French kissing may be exciting, but tonsil hockey may not be what your partner had in mind. Remember that this kiss is NOT about you, it's about THEM. You should never kiss someone for your own pleasure, but for theirs. Find out whether they like tongue action before you ever kiss. Ermm...It will be the sweetest thing if you did it well!

3. Keep It Simple Stupid.

It's just a kiss, not more than that. Don't get so emotionally wound up about it that you become obsessive. Don't try to make it complicated, just be yourself, and enjoy it for what it is.

4. Ask.

That's right, ask. Remember that girl is someone's daughter, that boy is someone's son. Ask them for permission before you kiss them. It shows you respect their opinions, and you won't end up with that embarrassing "oops... did i just kiss you" feeling. You might get that "No I will NOT kiss you" response, but at least you won't get a punch in the nose.

5. Be Considerate.

If you're in front of fifty other people, remember that they don't all want to see you kiss. They may tell you to "get a room", but what they mean is, "I don't want to see you suck face. It makes me uncomfortable." While public displays of affection are acceptable in our culture, there are limits to what those around you can stomach.


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