Men Are Hard To Please??

I have found and read it during surfing. It looks like correct...correct..correct... but I think that one is not only the guys problem, gals also got this problem. Basically we are the same. But most of the points quite true for guys generally, but again to be honest gals are also hard to please too. The conclusion is HUMANS are hard to please, kan?
Here I pasted all the words I have collected... :)


The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don"t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don"t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he"ll lose FACE;

If he"s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don"t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don"t make love with him., he says u don"t Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don"t, he says that u don"t TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it"s LUCK;

If he does WELL, it"s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


So, any gals or guys wanna share Why Guys Are Hard To Please referred to the statements above? You know, some of them said it is a funny thing, but it looks true and all the reason caused by the EGO. And, some of them feel angry about the statement. But on my side we have to look it on a positive side, if the statements are true then we have to rectify, repair our attitude, ourselves. Throw the negative manner away form ourselves.

"Yeah! It's true but you have to know some thing ... look to your fingers the are not same"

What do you think guys?